21.02.2015, 18:06
Serious Announcement from Planet Earth Space Agency:
The foreseen lift off for the fabulous and enigmatic Near Mint Parcel Five (Also known as Rocket Driven Secret Mainstream Destroyer) is scheduled for 1st of May 2015!
Due to some whistleblower in former capital Bonn, the sheer brutal force of the mainstream crusher could be verified. The Parcel might destroy not only expectations it also will terminate all fatal and fruitless attempts to bring back mainstream to the record player.
The final content of this secret weapon is still unidentified but some ingredients are already known:
- Space Rock Gravity
- Indiependent Yells
- Ghoulish Foulness
- Tittyshakers Dreams
- Progressive Nightmares
- Jazzy Puffs
- Electronic Vibes
Anyone interested in becoming a target of this mighty impactor should shout out loud now!
Peter
The foreseen lift off for the fabulous and enigmatic Near Mint Parcel Five (Also known as Rocket Driven Secret Mainstream Destroyer) is scheduled for 1st of May 2015!
Due to some whistleblower in former capital Bonn, the sheer brutal force of the mainstream crusher could be verified. The Parcel might destroy not only expectations it also will terminate all fatal and fruitless attempts to bring back mainstream to the record player.
The final content of this secret weapon is still unidentified but some ingredients are already known:
- Space Rock Gravity
- Indiependent Yells
- Ghoulish Foulness
- Tittyshakers Dreams
- Progressive Nightmares
- Jazzy Puffs
- Electronic Vibes
Anyone interested in becoming a target of this mighty impactor should shout out loud now!
Peter